Quotes on humor

Hobbies kind boring except people hobby. true religion, find saying pr — Dave Barry

Dave Barry
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God loved Sammy. I’d considered marrying him, wife got upset asked han — Darynda Jones, Third Grave Dead Ahead

Darynda Jones Third Grave Dead Ahead
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Sorry,” said. “I a psychological disorder prevents keeping thoughts in — Jeri Smith-Ready, Requiem Devil

Jeri Smith-Ready Requiem for the Devil
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a moment sheer terror, realized couldn’t feel brain. a minute ago. rea — Darynda Jones, Third Grave Dead Ahead

Darynda Jones Third Grave Dead Ahead
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tired, try rest sleep, otherwise lost every respect. effort keep alive — Franz Kafka

Franz Kafka
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shit, mummy’s us, walk a little faster — Stephen King, Desperation

Desperation Stephen King
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powers persuasion strong bullshit back up.- Charley Davidson — Darynda Jones, First Grave Right

Darynda Jones First Grave on the Right
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Death doesn’t care personalities – interested meeting quotas. — Jasper Fforde, Something Rotten

Jasper Fforde Something Rotten
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Hash, x. no definition word – nobody knows hash is.Famous, adj. Conspi — Ambrose Bierce, Unabridged Devil’s Dictionary

Ambrose Bierce The Unabridged Devil's Dictionary
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really hungry.””She’ll eat.” Pritkin said curtly.”I said —””If starve — Karen Chance, Embrace Night

Embrace the Night Karen Chance
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