Quotes on humor

A boy wiped ass poison ivy probably doesn’t belong a smart people’s cl — Stephen King, Writing: A Memoir Craft

On Writing: A Memoir of the Craft Stephen King
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HOMICIDE, n. slaying one human another. arefour kinds homicide: feloni — Ambrose Bierce, Unabridged Devil’s Dictionary

Ambrose Bierce The Unabridged Devil's Dictionary
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perfect solution. argue time. can’t stand other. like already married. — Lisa Kleypas, Married Morning

Lisa Kleypas Married By Morning
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named dog Stay, say, ‘Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay! — Steven Wright

Steven Wright
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a Christian first, a mean-spirited, bigoted conservative second, don’t — Ann Coulter, Democrats Brains, Republicans

Ann Coulter If Democrats Had Any Brains They'd Be Republicans
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hear insults plan silence victory. — Claudia Gray, Stargazer

Claudia Gray Stargazer
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smells terrible here.’Well, expect? human body, confined, produces cer — John Kennedy Toole, A Confederacy Dunces

A Confederacy of Dunces John Kennedy Toole
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take exercise acting a pallbearer funerals friends exercise regularly. — Mark Twain

Mark Twain
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Everyone guilty one time another throwing questions beg ignored, mothe — Erma Bombeck

Erma Bombeck
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still love much hide amount conjugated estrogen food. much anything de — Chuck Palahniuk, Invisible Monsters

Chuck Palahniuk Invisible Monsters
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