Quotes on humor

stood ground. “You evil scientist same–evil. Count out.”Fang brushed — James Patterson, Fang

Fang James Patterson
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Heroism doesn’t pay well. try cold-blooded money-oriented, keep screwi — Jim Butcher, Dead Beat

Dead Beat Jim Butcher
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Forget men, want marry MacBook. It’s dependable, reliable even go shop — Alexandra Potter, One Don’t Want

Alexandra Potter You're The One That I Don't Want
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Da. going well already.”Thomas barked a laugh. “There seven us Red Kin — Jim Butcher, Changes

Changes Jim Butcher
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care. bother me. stupid. makes exponentially stupid stupid. stupid pow — Kami Garcia, Beautiful Creatures

Beautiful Creatures Kami Garcia
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now, anything stupider buddy lists, lol. anyone ever uses lol me, rip — David Levithan, Grayson, Grayson

David Levithan Will Grayson
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animals aren’t friends, they? answer summed two buns. — Stephen Colbert, America

I Am America Stephen Colbert
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Emilio appeared wine Cal say anything, Min beamed him, grateful rescue — Jennifer Crusie, Bet

Bet Me Jennifer Crusie
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Ranger unusual name,” managed. “Is a nickname?”It’s a street name,” Ra — Janet Evanovich, Three Get Deadly

Janet Evanovich Three to Get Deadly
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Running ain’t no bad thing. Leastways run right direction. — Mark Lawrence, Prince Thorns

Mark Lawrence Prince of Thorns
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