Quotes on humor

a 21st-century kid trapped a 19th-century family. — Bill Watterson, Treasure Everywhere

Bill Watterson There's Treasure Everywhere
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A crossbow?” Pigeon asked.I left battle-ax jeans,” man said. — Brandon Mull, Candy Shop War

Brandon Mull The Candy Shop War
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Well, man, know say.”No, don’t. don’t know say. don’t even know are. t — Bo Burnham, Egghead: Or, Can’t Survive Ideas Alone

Bo Burnham Egghead: Or You Can't Survive on Ideas Alone
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road Hell, least going style. — Jim Butcher, Changes

Changes Jim Butcher
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Swiss interesting army. Five hundred years without a war. Pretty impre — Jerry Seinfeld

Jerry Seinfeld
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bet anything 10 times 10, Nicky, Vinny Tony beat shit Todd, Kyle Tucke — George Carlin

George Carlin
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campus, felt weird nausea hit me. called a warning Christian, a Strigo — Richelle Mead, Shadow Kiss

Richelle Mead Shadow Kiss
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Sometimes can’t figure designers out. flunked human anatomy. — Erma Bombeck

Erma Bombeck
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Millard! prime minister?””Winston Churchill,” said. “Have gone daft?”” — Ransom Riggs, Miss Peregrine’s Home Peculiar Children

Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children Ransom Riggs
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Guns friends a country without guns, known “prey.” females are. — Ann Coulter, Democrats Brains, Republicans

Ann Coulter If Democrats Had Any Brains They'd Be Republicans
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