Quotes on humor

no half-singing shower, a rock star opera diva — Josh Groban

Josh Groban
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��?No people word ‘yesterday’ word ‘tomorrow’ said a firm grip time. — Salman Rushdie, Midnight’s Children

Midnight's Children Salman Rushdie
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anger mileage, a frequent flyer, right First Class. — Gina Barreca

Gina Barreca
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…There many idiots world. said it, burden proving it. — Frantz Fanon, Black Skin, White Masks

Black Skin Frantz Fanon White Masks
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hard believe anything anymore. mean, like, religion, really can’t take — Steve Martin

Steve Martin
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Look! A trickle water running dirt! say afternoon got booked solid! — Bill Watterson

Bill Watterson
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Along standard computer warranty agreement said machine 1) didn’t work — Neil Gaiman, Good Omens: Nice Accurate Prophecies Agnes Nutter, Witch

Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter Good Omens: The Nice Neil Gaiman Witch
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see girls marry, realize hate work a living. — Helen Rowland, A Guide Men: Encore Reflections a Bachelor Girl

A Guide to Men: Being Encore Reflections of a Bachelor Girl Helen Rowland
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begin, ask old are?””You ask.””How old you?””It’s none business — Christopher Pike, Last Vampire

Christopher Pike The Last Vampire
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should, don’t know leave? starting sound like one reality shows don’t — Rachel Caine, Feast Fools

Feast of Fools Rachel Caine
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