Quotes on humor

old battleax a woman said Winston Churchill, “If husband put poison te — Winston S. Churchill

Winston S. Churchill
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enjoy Nietzsche, sir. fundamentally unsound. — P.G. Wodehouse, Carry on, Jeeves

Carry On Jeeves P.G. Wodehouse
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writing unauthorized autobiography. — Steven Wright

Steven Wright
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Canada a myth people made entertain children, like Tooth Fairy. There’ — Christopher Moore

Christopher Moore
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…I doubt seriously anyone hire me.’What mean, babe? a fine boy a goo — John Kennedy Toole, A Confederacy Dunces

A Confederacy of Dunces John Kennedy Toole
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tell you?” asked. “I mean, get reveal Lily me.”She triangled fingers c — David Levithan, Dash & Lily’s Book Dares

Dash David Levithan Lily's Book of Dares
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[Calvin Hobbes playing Scrabble.] Calvin: Ha! got a great word a “Doub — Bill Watterson, Scientific Progress Goes “Boink”: A Calvin Hobbes Collection

Bill Watterson Hobbes Collection Scientific Progress Goes "Boink": A Calvin
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born weird, achieve it, others weirdness thrust upon them. — Dick Francis, Hilt

Dick Francis To the Hilt
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Man certainly stark mad; cannot make a worm, making gods dozens. — Michel de Montaigne, Complete Essays

Michel de Montaigne The Complete Essays
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know read papers, alibi ignorance. — Rogers

Will Rogers
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