Quotes on humor

Aside velcro, time mysterious substance universe. can’t see touch it, — Dave Barry

Dave Barry
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fascination shooting a sport depends wholly right wrong end gun. — P.G. Wodehouse, Adventures Sally

P.G. Wodehouse The Adventures of Sally
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notice use plain, simple language, short words brief sentences. way wr — Mark Twain

Mark Twain
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Hazel!” yelled. “That box! Open it!”She hesitated, saw box meant. Te l — Rick Riordan, Mark Athena

Rick Riordan The Mark of Athena
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enter a house uninvited?””No.””Why?””That rude. — Abigail Gibbs, Dinner a Vampire

Abigail Gibbs Dinner with a Vampire
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feel right now?” “I hurt like hell.””You’ll feel worse tomorrow.””So?” — Richelle Mead, Vampire Academy

Richelle Mead Vampire Academy
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Leo,” Hazel gasped, “I can’t—my arms—”“Hazel,” said. “Do trust me?”“No — Rick Riordan, Mark Athena

Rick Riordan The Mark of Athena
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Rae burned me. matches something. Look, look…” Tori pulled collar T- — Kelley Armstrong, Summoning

Kelley Armstrong The Summoning
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good noble. hero story, off moments. — P.G. Wodehouse, Love Among Chickens

Love Among the Chickens P.G. Wodehouse
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say: Think twice jump. say: Jump first think much want! — Osho, Courage: Joy Living Dangerously

Courage: The Joy of Living Dangerously Osho
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