Quotes on humor

MenThey hail morning starBecause way are.If return sentiment,They’ll t — Dorothy Parker, Portable Dorothy Parker

Dorothy Parker The Portable Dorothy Parker
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So.” [Isobel] cleared throat. “What doing?””We,” [Varen] said last, “a — Kelly Creagh, Nevermore

Kelly Creagh Nevermore
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isn’t have, are, are, makes happy unhappy. think about. — Dale Carnegie

Dale Carnegie
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Stuffed deer heads walls bad enough, it’s worse see wearing dark glass — Ellen DeGeneres

Ellen DeGeneres
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made [letter] long, leisure make shorter. — Blaise Pascal

Blaise Pascal
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A true friend a gift God. Since God doesn’t exist, guess what? true fr — Scott Dikkers, Worthless: Depressing Nuggets Wisdom Sure Ruin Day

Scott Dikkers You Are Worthless: Depressing Nuggets of Wisdom Sure to Ruin Your Day
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Sometimes think a great mistake matter think feel. complains so. token — Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
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swim, too.” says. “Where learn District Twelve?””We a big bathtub. — Suzanne Collins

Suzanne Collins
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Rule number one anime,” Simon said. sat propped a pile pillows foot be — Cassandra Clare, City Bones

Cassandra Clare City of Bones
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You! tricked me! never want see bottle liquid arsenic again!”I chucked — Jeaniene Frost, Halfway Grave

Halfway to the Grave Jeaniene Frost
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