Quotes on humor

reason people use a crucifix vampires vampires allergic bullshit. — Richard Pryor

Richard Pryor
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Next time see you, remind talk you. — Groucho Marx

Groucho Marx
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now on, anything don’t want do! world owes happiness, fulfillment succ — Bill Watterson, Homicidal Psycho Jungle Cat: A Calvin Hobbes Collection

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Hey, hair’s color,” said, eying us side side mirror.”Sure is, girlfrie — Charlaine Harris, Living Dead Dallas

Charlaine Harris Living Dead in Dallas
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long second everyone absorbs happened, see angel rolling eyes heavenwa — Susan Ee, Angelfall

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Dev-“Come peace leave pieces — Sherrilyn Kenyon, Bad Moon Rising

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rely natural talent,” said Adrian, strolling start Dragon’s Lair. “Whe — Richelle Mead, Bloodlines

Bloodlines Richelle Mead
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Obviously, serious a relationship someone long-term, last people intro — Chelsea Handler, There, Vodka? Me, Chelsea

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craved a tall glass fresh-squeezed lemonade pitcher she’d left chillin — Ed Lynskey, Fur Win

Ed Lynskey Fur the Win
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True storyThis morning jumped horseAnd went a ride,And wild outlaws ch — Shel Silverstein

Shel Silverstein
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