Quotes on humor

reports death greatly exaggerated. — Mark Twain

Mark Twain
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talking aloud myself. A habit old: choose wisest person present speak — J.R.R. Tolkien, Two Towers

J.R.R. Tolkien The Two Towers
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No wonder kids grow crazy. A cat’s cradle nothing a bunch X’s somebody — Kurt Vonnegut Jr., Cat’s Cradle

Cat's Cradle Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
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far Kat Wa’s think of, Hale hadn’t admitted Walter Ward Washington. fi — Ally Carter, Heist Society

Ally Carter Heist Society
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Claire, invite barbeque?” Massie asked, neck tilting right arms tightl — Lisi Harrison, Clique

Lisi Harrison The Clique
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men don’t seem get telling a pissed-off woman calm like throwing gunpo — Lisa Kleypas, Sugar Daddy

Lisa Kleypas Sugar Daddy
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Oh, course,” said Ron, clapping a hand forehead. “I forgot hunting Vol — J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter Deathly Hallows

Harry Potter J.K. Rowling the Deathly Hallows
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don’t care written long isn’t true. — Dorothy Parker

Dorothy Parker
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talking about?” Narcissus demanded. “I amazing. Everyone knows this.”” — Rick Riordan, Mark Athena

Rick Riordan The Mark of Athena
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Now state live in?”Denial. — Bill Watterson, Essential Calvin Hobbes: A Calvin Hobbes Treasury

Bill Watterson Hobbes Treasury Hobbes: A Calvin The Essential Calvin
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