Quotes on humor

a hell a distance wise-cracking wit. Wit truth it; wise-cracking simpl — Dorothy Parker

Dorothy Parker
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No one believes a liar. Even telling truth. — Sara Shepard, Heartless

Heartless Sara Shepard
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Hey, Carlos,” Professor says walks in. “How REACH?””It sucked.””Can sp — Simone Elkeles, Rules Attraction

Rules of Attraction Simone Elkeles
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Tasers a one-size-fits-all paranormal butt-kicking option. Mine’s pink — Kiersten White, Paranormalcy

Kiersten White Paranormalcy
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Well? true? she?””Did what?””You know. Fall outta crazy tree hit every — Kami Garcia, Beautiful Creatures

Beautiful Creatures Kami Garcia
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a long pause took time blink several times, asked, “You named breasts? — Darynda Jones, First Grave Right

Darynda Jones First Grave on the Right
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Help me, can’t breathe, ego pushing air room. — Ilona Andrews, Magic Slays

Ilona Andrews Magic Slays
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Show somebody smiling, cheerful, optimistic, show somebody hasn’t fain — Mike Royko

Mike Royko
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Don’t bite face, Eleanor told herself. disturbing needy never happens — Rainbow Rowell, Eleanor & Park

Eleanor Park Rainbow Rowell
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New Year bring courage break resolutions early! plan swear off every k — Aleister Crowley, Moonchild

Aleister Crowley Moonchild
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