Quotes on humor

go, gotta know: mind-reading abilities real, something wondered fictio — Jeaniene Frost, Side Grave

Jeaniene Frost This Side of the Grave
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reject food, ignore customs, fear religion, avoid people, better stay — James A. Michener

James A. Michener
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planted a kamikaze kiss Jamie’s cheek.“FUCK,” shouted, wiping off. “Wh — Michelle Hodkin, Retribution Mara Dyer

Michelle Hodkin The Retribution of Mara Dyer
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thought sounded a bit like Percy singing… got attack shower, Harry. — J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter Goblet Fire

Harry Potter J.K. Rowling the Goblet of Fire
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heard talking plants early seventies, Radio Four, thought excellent id — Neil Gaiman, Good Omens: Nice Accurate Prophecies Agnes Nutter, Witch

Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter Good Omens: The Nice Neil Gaiman Witch
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Sometimes lie awake night ask, “Why me?”, a voice answers “Nothing per — Charles M. Schulz

Charles M. Schulz
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Graffiti one tools nothing. even don’t come a picture cure world pover — Banksy, Banging Head a Brick Wall

Banging Your Head Against a Brick Wall Banksy
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name Pizza Lord. Charge! — Jim Butcher, Summer Knight

Jim Butcher Summer Knight
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a female dog?””What?” Massie asked. “Why?” — Lisi Harrison, Clique

Lisi Harrison The Clique
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don’t like lollipops. — Eoin Colfer, Artemis Fowl

Artemis Fowl Eoin Colfer
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