Quotes on humor

dad used say life’s a journey, somebody screwed lost map. — Rachel Caine, Kiss Death

Kiss of Death Rachel Caine
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room looked like decorated unholy lovechild Barbie Strawberry Shortcak — Rachel Hawkins, Hex Hall

Hex Hall Rachel Hawkins
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first don’t succeed, destroy evidence tried. — Steven Wright

Steven Wright
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Curiously enough, thing went mind bowl petunias fell no, again. Many p — Douglas Adams, Hitchhiker’s Guide Galaxy

Douglas Adams The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
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Well, lost you; lost fairly;In way, full consent.Say will, kings a tum — Edna St. Vincent Millay

Edna St. Vincent Millay
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calls a special blend psychology extreme violence. — Ben Elton, Bachelor Boys: Young Ones Book

Bachelor Boys: The Young Ones Book Ben Elton
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good it?””Pulling idiots snow? best. — Cynthia Hand, Unearthly

Cynthia Hand Unearthly
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Yeswhen God created love didn’t help God created dogs didn’t help dogs — Charles Bukowski

Charles Bukowski
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see disarm Hermione, Harry?””Only once” said Hermione stung. “I got lo — J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter Order Phoenix

Harry Potter J.K. Rowling the Order of the Phoenix
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Every day told live greatest country earth. stated undeniable fact: Le — David Sedaris, Talk Pretty One Day

David Sedaris Me Talk Pretty One Day
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