Quotes on humor

Writer’s block a fancy term made whiners excuse drink alcohol. — Steve Martin

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THINGS NEVER HEAR: ‘Please stop sucking dick call police. — George Carlin, Brain Droppings

Brain Droppings George Carlin
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Really, wizards! think no one ever a cold before! Well, it?” asked, ho — Diana Wynne Jones, Howl’s Moving Castle

Diana Wynne Jones Howl's Moving Castle
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two young fish swimming along happen meet older fish swimming way, nod — David Foster Wallace, Water: Thoughts, Delivered a Significant Occasion, Living a Compassionate Life

about Living a Compassionate Life David Foster Wallace Delivered on a Significant Occasion This Is Water: Some Thoughts
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identify, one word, reason human race achieved, never achieve, full po — Dave Barry

Dave Barry
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People great things. However, things CAN’T do. I, instance, able trans — Brandon Sanderson, Alcatraz Versus Evil Librarians

Alcatraz Versus the Evil Librarians Brandon Sanderson
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hesitates a damned fool. — Mae West

Mae West
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don’t put messed around, don’t suffer fools gladly. short version a bi — Robin McKinley, Sunshine

Robin McKinley Sunshine
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father used tell me, ‘You see, son, someone world worse off you.’ used — Bill Bryson, Lost Continent: Travels Small Town America

Bill Bryson The Lost Continent: Travels in Small Town America
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stabbed, shot, burned, bitten, beaten unconscious many times count, ev — Jeaniene Frost, One Foot Grave

Jeaniene Frost One Foot in the Grave
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