Quotes on humor

Majesty needs a can-I girl anyway. it.””A can-I girl?” Andrea frowned. — Ilona Andrews, Magic Strikes

Ilona Andrews Magic Strikes
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can’t give white picket fence, did, set fire. — Ilona Andrews, Magic Bleeds

Ilona Andrews Magic Bleeds
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Interviewer: ‘So Frank, long hair. make a woman?’Frank Zappa: ‘You a w — Frank Zappa

Frank Zappa
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a lesson creative writing.First rule: use semicolons. transvestite her — Kurt Vonnegut Jr., A Man Without a Country

A Man Without a Country Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
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Well, bathroom, sat picnic table Bumblefug, Kentucky, noticed someone — John Green, Abundance Katherines

An Abundance of Katherines John Green
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Telling introvert go a party like telling a saint go Hell. — Criss Jami, Killosophy

Criss Jami Killosophy
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Take bread away me, wish,take air away, butdo take laughter.Do take aw — Pablo Neruda

Pablo Neruda
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mind a complex many-layered thing, Potter… least, minds are… — J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter Order Phoenix

Harry Potter J.K. Rowling the Order of the Phoenix
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a pie. Stress cannot exist presence a pie. — David Mamet, Boston Marriage

Boston Marriage David Mamet
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Q: You’er presented a smooth-faced, eight-foot-high wooden wall. objec — James Patterson, Max

James Patterson Max
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