Quotes on humor

ever meet myself,’ said Zaphod, ‘I’ll hit hard won’t know hit me. — Douglas Adams, Restaurant End Universe

Douglas Adams The Restaurant at the End of the Universe
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Meaning what? going pretend nothing’s going on? stupid. way deal get o — James Patterson, Saving World Extreme Sports

James Patterson Other Extreme Sports Saving the World
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Boy, French! a different word everything. — Steve Martin

Steve Martin
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Oh, dear God baby Jesus manger, eyes!” Dee shrieked. “My eyes! — Jennifer L. Armentrout, Opal

Jennifer L. Armentrout Opal
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Okay,” said. “Just a normal afternoon two normal people.”She nodded. ” — Rick Riordan, Last Olympian

Rick Riordan The Last Olympian
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I’ve met plenty embarrassing parents, Kronos, evil Titan Lord wanted d — Rick Riordan, Sea Monsters

Rick Riordan The Sea of Monsters
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can’t go on, go on. — Samuel Beckett, Can’t Go On, Go On: A Samuel Beckett Reader

I Can't Go On I'll Go On: A Samuel Beckett Reader Samuel Beckett
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Stupid men ones worth knowing all. — Jane Austen

Jane Austen
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caterpillar work, butterfly gets publicity. — George Carlin

George Carlin
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again,” said stiffly.”Don’t kiss back then,” retorted.He stared seemed — Richelle Mead, Frostbite

Frostbite Richelle Mead
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