Quotes on humor

entire universe neatly divided things (a) mate with, (b) eat, (c) run — Terry Pratchett, Equal Rites

Equal Rites Terry Pratchett
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Someday read scholar Everyone. seems written much–all wrong. — Tamora Pierce, Emperor Mage

Emperor Mage Tamora Pierce
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funniest thing heard days.You’re kidding, right? PLEASE tell a stronge — James Patterson, School’s Out—Forever

James Patterson School's Out—Forever
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think warning labels alcoholic beverages bland. vivid. one suggest: “A — George Carlin, Jesus Bring Pork Chops?

George Carlin When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?
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book written using 100% recycled words. — Terry Pratchett, Wyrd Sisters

Terry Pratchett Wyrd Sisters
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Hell’s Angels, then? chapter from?”REVELATIONS. CHAPTER SIX. — Neil Gaiman, Good Omens: Nice Accurate Prophecies Agnes Nutter, Witch

Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter Good Omens: The Nice Neil Gaiman Witch
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everything strange washes near Miami. — Rick Riordan

Rick Riordan
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doctor says a malformed public-duty gland a natural deficiency moral f — Douglas Adams, Life, Universe Everything

Douglas Adams Everything Life the Universe
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begun worshipping sun a number reasons. First all, unlike gods mention — George Carlin, Brain Droppings

Brain Droppings George Carlin
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house smelled musty damp, a little sweet, haunted ghosts long-dead coo — Neil Gaiman, American Gods

American Gods Neil Gaiman
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