Quotes on humor

Busy’ another word ‘asshole’. ‘Asshole’ another word guy dating. — Greg Behrendt, You: No-Excuses Truth Understanding Guys

Greg Behrendt He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys
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think hiccup cures really invented amusement patient’s friends. — Bill Watterson, Complete Calvin Hobbes

Bill Watterson Hobbes The Complete Calvin
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It’s sarcasm, Josh.”“Sarcasm?”“It’s Greek, sarkasmos. bite lips. means — Christopher Moore, Lamb: Gospel According Biff, Christ’s Childhood Pal

Christ's Childhood Pal Christopher Moore Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff
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celebrated Thanksgiving old-fashioned way. invited everyone neighborho — Jon Stewart

Jon Stewart
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going die.” Butters stared me, pale, eyes terrified. “We’re not?” “No. — Jim Butcher, Dead Beat

Dead Beat Jim Butcher
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able maintain a pleasant expression, mentally throwing face. — Augusten Burroughs

Augusten Burroughs
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f**ks even better looks”, settled saying. Several heads turned. didn’t — Jeaniene Frost, Destined Early Grave

Destined for an Early Grave Jeaniene Frost
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Sometimes, saying hate something, someone agree you, make feel better — Lemony Snicket, Bad Beginning

Lemony Snicket The Bad Beginning
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two-faced, wearing one? — Abraham Lincoln

Abraham Lincoln
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find stuck a crack ground underneath a giant boulder can’t move, no ho — Douglas Adams, Original Hitchhiker Radio Scripts

Douglas Adams The Original Hitchhiker Radio Scripts
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