Quotes on humor

Awww,” Minho said. “That’s sweet time slammed end a spear shuck face. — James Dashner, Death Cure

James Dashner The Death Cure
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mean ter tell me,” growled Dursleys, “that boy—this boy!—knows nothin’ — J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter Sorcerer’s Stone

Harry Potter J.K. Rowling the Sorcerer's Stone
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Eat a live frog first thing morning nothing worse happen rest day. — Mark Twain

Mark Twain
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now common hear people say, ‘I’m rather offended that.’ gives certain — Stephen Fry

Stephen Fry
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famous one day, now stuck middle school a bunch morons.” – Greg Heffle — Jeff Kinney, Diary a Wimpy Kid

Diary of a Wimpy Kid Jeff Kinney
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find life a lot easier lower keep expectations. — Bill Watterson

Bill Watterson
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Fresh better. never drunk fresh blood. you?”Simon raised eyebrow respo — Cassandra Clare, City Glass

Cassandra Clare City of Glass
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Anybody survived childhood enough information life last rest days. — Flannery O’Connor, Mystery Manners: Occasional Prose

Flannery O'Connor Manners: Occasional Prose Mystery
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aren’t cute, well clever. — David Sedaris, Talk Pretty One Day

David Sedaris Me Talk Pretty One Day
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going Silent City, want get dressed. mean, appreciate bra-and-panties — Cassandra Clare, City Fallen Angels

Cassandra Clare City of Fallen Angels
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