Quotes on humor

Prince marry me,” Humperdinck said.Buttercup whispered, “I servant ref — William Goldman, Princess Bride

The Princess Bride William Goldman
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hoped prayed wasn’t afterlife. realized a contradiction involved merel — Douglas Adams, Life, Universe Everything

Douglas Adams Everything Life the Universe
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Delaying death one favorite hobbies — Rick Riordan, Mark Athena

Rick Riordan The Mark of Athena
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Ask no questions, tell no fibs. — Oliver Goldsmith, Stoops Conquer

Oliver Goldsmith She Stoops to Conquer
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one catch Catch-22, specified a concern one’s safety face dangers real — Joseph Heller, Catch-22

Catch-22 Joseph Heller
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lie marijuana. Tell pot-smoking makes unmotivated. Lie! high, everythi — Bill Hicks

Bill Hicks
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never left alone mind long. — Libba Bray

Libba Bray
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FEAR stands fuck everything run. — Stephen King, Doctor Sleep

Doctor Sleep Stephen King
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Take off shirt.”Jace raised eyebrows. “I’m going attack you,” said imp — Cassandra Clare, City Lost Souls

Cassandra Clare City of Lost Souls
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Well, going fail one,” said Ron gloomily ascended marble staircase. ma — J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter Order Phoenix

Harry Potter J.K. Rowling the Order of the Phoenix
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