Quotes on humor

Shouldn’t someone give a pep talk something?” Minho asked, pulling Tho — James Dashner, Maze Runner

James Dashner The Maze Runner
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Tell people invisible man sky created universe, vast majority believe — George Carlin

George Carlin
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Well,” Tessa said, sighting along line knife, “you behave dislike me. — Cassandra Clare, Clockwork Prince

Cassandra Clare Clockwork Prince
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got hospital. a speed reading accident. hit a book mark flew across ro — Steven Wright

Steven Wright
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name Merlin’s saggy left —”“Don’t talk mother like that. — J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter Deathly Hallows

Harry Potter J.K. Rowling the Deathly Hallows
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Elend: kind lost track time…Breeze: two hours?Elend: books involved. — Brandon Sanderson, Well Ascension

Brandon Sanderson The Well of Ascension
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A man’s true character comes drunk. — Charlie Chaplin

Charlie Chaplin
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Sometimes road less traveled less traveled a reason — Jerry Seinfeld

Jerry Seinfeld
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Many people, meeting Aziraphale first time, formed three impressions: — Terry Pratchett, Good Omens: Nice Accurate Prophecies Agnes Nutter, Witch

Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter Good Omens: The Nice Terry Pratchett Witch
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Bravo,” said Grimalkin, peering Cold Tom’s chest. “The Winter prince O — Julie Kagawa, Iron King

Julie Kagawa The Iron King
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