Quotes on humor

A clear conscience sure sign a bad memory. — Mark Twain

Mark Twain
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wasn’t act God. act pure human fuckery. — Stephen King, Stand

Stephen King The Stand
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called brave…unless talking catfish. — Rick Riordan, Lightning Thief

Rick Riordan The Lightning Thief
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beetles fight battles a bottle paddles bottle’s a poodle poodle’s eati — Dr. Seuss, Fox Socks

Dr. Seuss Fox in Socks
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Man, weigh a freaking ton,” told me. “What’ve eating, rocks?” “Why, he — James Patterson, Angel Experiment

James Patterson The Angel Experiment
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A literary academic no pass a bookstore alcoholic pass a bar. — Carolyn G. Heilbrun

Carolyn G. Heilbrun
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Takes a lot tries hit perfection.” paused reconsider that. “Well, exce — Richelle Mead, Bloodlines

Bloodlines Richelle Mead
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Harry, don’t go picking a row Malfoy, don’t forget, a prefect now, mak — J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter Order Phoenix

Harry Potter J.K. Rowling the Order of the Phoenix
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instance, new idea You-Know-Who kill a single glance eyes. That’s a ba — J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter Deathly Hallows

Harry Potter J.K. Rowling the Deathly Hallows
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People say, ‘I’m going sleep now,’ nothing. really a bizarre activity. — George Carlin, Brain Droppings

Brain Droppings George Carlin
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