Quotes on humor

first don’t succeed, try, try again. quit. No use a damn fool it. — W.C. Fields

W.C. Fields
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attend funeral, sent a nice letter saying approved it. — Mark Twain

Mark Twain
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human nature weak bookstore? — Henry Ward Beecher

Henry Ward Beecher
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two motives reading a book; one, enjoy it; other, boast it. — Bertrand Russell

Bertrand Russell
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a theory states ever anyone discovers exactly Universe here, instantly — Douglas Adams, Restaurant End Universe

Douglas Adams The Restaurant at the End of the Universe
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hell that?” laughed.”It’s fox hat.””Your fox hat?””Yeah, Pudge. fox ha — John Green, Looking Alaska

John Green Looking for Alaska
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life ruined, family killed, farm destroyed, Job knelt ground yelled he — Stephen King, Storm Century: Original Screenplay

Stephen King Storm of the Century: An Original Screenplay
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Well, I’m kissing mundane,” said Jace. “I’d rather stay rot.””Forever? — Cassandra Clare, City Ashes

Cassandra Clare City of Ashes
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a cluttered desk a sign a cluttered mind, what, then, empty desk a sig — Laurence J. Peter

Laurence J. Peter
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FIRST TEN LIES TELL HIGH SCHOOL 1. help you. 2. time get class bell ri — Laurie Halse Anderson, Speak

Laurie Halse Anderson Speak
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