Quotes on humor

Malachi scowled. “I don’t remember Clave inviting Glass City, Magnus B — Cassandra Clare, City Glass

Cassandra Clare City of Glass
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like work: fascinates me. sit look hours. — Jerome K. Jerome

Jerome K. Jerome
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planet fine. people fucked. — George Carlin

George Carlin
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want people agreeable, saves trouble liking a great deal. — Jane Austen, Jane Austen’s Letters

Jane Austen Jane Austen's Letters
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remember back hotel promised lived, you’d get dressed a nurse’s outfit — Cassandra Clare, City Bones

Cassandra Clare City of Bones
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Let us find dam snack bar,” Zoe said. “We eat can.”Grover cracked a sm — Rick Riordan, Titan’s Curse

Rick Riordan The Titan's Curse
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Reader, suppose idiot. suppose a member Congress. repeat myself. — Mark Twain

Mark Twain
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Going church doesn’t make a Christian going a garage makes automobile. — Billy Sunday, Billy Sunday, Man Message: Words Won Thousands Christ

Billy Sunday His Message: With His Own Words Which Have Won Thousands for Christ the Man
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means ‘Shadowhunters: Looking Better Black Widows Enemies Since 1234’. — Cassandra Clare, City Bones

Cassandra Clare City of Bones
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know world going crazy best rapper a white guy, best golfer a black gu — Chris Rock

Chris Rock
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