Quotes on religion

Hearing nuns’ confessions like stoned death popcorn. — Fulton J. Sheen

Fulton J. Sheen
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turned pretty good science. again, small budget, science class couldn’ — George Carlin, Brain Droppings

Brain Droppings George Carlin
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dogs, “bad dog.” Bad dog exists. “Bad dog! Bad dog! Stole a biscuit, b — Eddie Izzard, Glorious

Eddie Izzard Glorious
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essence Christianity told us Garden Eden history. fruit forbidden tree — Frank Zappa

Frank Zappa
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easy way figure a cult: wondering a cult, answer yes. — Stephen Colbert, America

I Am America Stephen Colbert
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knew devil a factory made millions fossils, minions distributed throug — Lewis Black, Little Faith

Lewis Black Me of Little Faith
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Regardless think Islam Wicca religion, fact a group people. Every fait — Jim Butcher, White Night

Jim Butcher White Night
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Once, a religionist denounced unmeasured terms, sent a card saying, “I — Isaac Asimov, I. Asimov

I. Asimov Isaac Asimov
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sure lie kids benevolent, all-seeing Santa Claus. prepare adulthood be — Scott Dikkers, Worthless: Depressing Nuggets Wisdom Sure Ruin Day

Scott Dikkers You Are Worthless: Depressing Nuggets of Wisdom Sure to Ruin Your Day
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reason people use a crucifix vampires vampires allergic bullshit. — Richard Pryor

Richard Pryor
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