An old battleax of a woman said to Winston Churchill, "If you were my husband I would put poison in your tea." Churchill's response, "Ma'am if you were my wife I would drink it.
Related Authors: Winston S. Churchill
Related Topics: classic-insult, humor, humour, retort
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