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campus, felt weird nausea hit me. called a warning Christian, a Strigo — Richelle Mead, Shadow Kiss

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Sometimes can’t figure designers out. flunked human anatomy. — Erma Bombeck

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Millard! prime minister?””Winston Churchill,” said. “Have gone daft?”” — Ransom Riggs, Miss Peregrine’s Home Peculiar Children

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Guns friends a country without guns, known “prey.” females are. — Ann Coulter, Democrats Brains, Republicans

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majesty one verb short a sentence. — Jasper Fforde, Lost a Good Book

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Georgie, stop trying resurrect shoes. never alive first place. — Ilona Andrews, Edge

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a good kisser, Ms. Lane?” Barrons asked, watching carefully.I wiped mo — Karen Marie Moning, Bloodfever

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thing hate advertising attracts bright, creative ambitious young peopl — Banksy

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Leo: gas! Woah, came wrong. meant burning kind! — Rick Riordan, Lost Hero

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