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Cheaters never prosper. (Because suck.) — Greg Behrendt

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never met coffee wasn’t wonderful. a matter wonderful was. — Laurell K. Hamilton, Killing Dance

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Selfish, adj. Devoid consideration selfishness others. — Ambrose Bierce, Unabridged Devil’s Dictionary

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knew hitting head passing much fun? — P.C. Cast

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world securely order, Dain able devote leisurely bath time editing men — Loretta Chase, Lord Scoundrels

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ever a gentle maiden,” shouted. “Damn not. — Julie Garwood, Honor’s Splendour

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know, blinking lights means science. — Joss Whedon

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didn’t know a girlfriend, Griggs.” Anson Choi feigns surprise. “What’s — Melina Marchetta, Jellicoe Road

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