You said you were having a dream.†“It’s true, I did.†“Was it the one where you’re inside the girl and you are pumping her and pumping her and you are so happy but then it turns out it’s not a girl, it’s really one of those super poisonous box jellyfish, and it stings you and you are screaming and screaming and the sky rains the diarrhea of babies?†“The . . . no, I don’t think so.†“I get that sometimes. Anyway, see you around.
